Here’s an excerpt of all 43 songs, in alphabetical order. (There were some changes: Georgia changed the lead singer and Iceland switched to English)
First of all, what’s with redundant lyrics this year? We have “neverending forever” by Lithuania, “danger is a risky bussiness” by Germany, and the epic “don’t tell me that’s impossible, ‘cause I know it’s possible” by Sweden. Is it contagious?
Time to honor and dishonor them:
Best song overall: Jestem, by Magdalena Tul.
Worst song overall: One more day, by Eldrine.
Shittiest song overall: Boom Boom, by Emmy, with Que me quiten lo bailao by Lucía Pérez as runner-up.
Best performance overall: Jestem, by Magdalena Tul
Funniest performance overall: Rusinka, by Vlatko Ilievski
Worst performance overall: So Lucky, by Zdob si Zdub.
Best male singer overall: Loukas Giorkas, representing Greece.
Worst male singer overall: Vlatko Ilievski, representing the Republic of Macedonia (Although he could turn out to be a terrific singer if he can do that without ripping his throat)
Best female singer overall: Kati Wolf, representing Hungary.
Worst female singer overall: Emmy, representing Armenia. Good for her that her song doesn’t need more.
Best idea onstage overall: The keytar featured by Poli Genova, of Bulgaria. (Stella could to it if she finds a way to bend the rules and takes zebras onstage)
Stupidest idea onstage overall: The hats by Zdob si Zdub. (Kati Wolf might win over them if she takes her water bottle to Düsseldorf)
Best dressed nominees: Nadine Beiler from Austria, Nina from Serbia and Maja Keuc from Slovenia.
Frontrunners for the Barbara Dex Award: Getter Jaani from Estonia, Zdob si Zdub from Moldova, Evelina Sasenko from Lithuania and Dino Merlin from Bosnia & Herzegovina.
Best looks on a guy overall: Paradise Oskar, with Eldar Gasimov on second place and Eric Saade on third.
Cutest guy: Exactly the same as above.
Hottest guy: Vlatko Ilievski, with Loukas Giorkas on second place and Eric Saade on third.
Best looks on a girl overall: Mika Newton, with Nina on second place and Lena on third.
Cutest girl overall: Stella Mwangi, with Nadine Beiler on second place and Lucía Pérez on third.
Hottest girl overall: Magdalena Tul, with Maja Keuc on a close second.
If there’s any justice in the world, the winner should be one of these:
Magdalena Tul, with Jestem, representing Poland
Dana International, with Ding Dong, representing Israel
Nina, with Caroban, representing Serbia
Kati Wolf, with What about my dreams, representing Hungary
Paradise Oskar, with Da Da Dam, representing Finland
If I were a country, my points would go to:
We have less absolutely awesome acts than last year, but the ones we have are stunning. I’d say this year isn’t as good as the past, but worth watching anyway.
That does it. The Real Thing starts in three weeks or so.